Dear two-year old

Dear two-year-old,

Let me begin by saying that I love you.  I love your funny face and your wild hair.  I don’t know what I would do without you.

That being said, I don’t quite understand your fascination with combining markers and our white couches.  I mean, I suppose I can see the attraction.  So I try to be patient. 

However, I do wish you knew how much time and effort it takes to get it all cleaned up.  I finally did that yesterday.  You may have noticed.

In fact, I’m sure you noticed, because today you did it again.  And then you peed on the couch, just for good measure. 

I hope you had fun.  I am sure it was very satisfying to make that nice, clean surface look “normal” again. 

I just wanted to say thank you, for letting me enjoy the clean couch for 12 entire hours this time.  That was big of you.

Love,
Mom

6 Responses

  1. c h a n t i l e

    Dear Ann,I may have laughed so hard I almost peed myself :) lollove you! And Princess 2 year old! :)love,Me!

    August 7, 2010 at 4:09 am

  2. Jessie Mae

    Lol. I love her. Maybe it's time to invest in the markers that only color on the special paper? Love you! Thanks for listening to me yet again yesterday.The pizza was delightful.

    August 7, 2010 at 3:15 pm

  3. Sarah Burgoyne

    I still can't beleive you have a white couch :) Nothing really beats the combination of markers, pee and a white couch. I'd laugh but then I end up finding marker all over our new leather couches that the girls arent allowed to touch :)

    August 7, 2010 at 10:57 pm

  4. Ruth

    Isn't she something?!

    August 7, 2010 at 11:44 pm

  5. Kaui

    That made my day! I laughed and laughed!

    August 9, 2010 at 11:53 pm

  6. www.theevolvinghomemaker.com

    That's hilarious! I mean…what was she thinking? lol…too funny. :) Jen

    August 10, 2010 at 3:38 pm

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